The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Humor about Leprechauns
|An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh...
Relationships to Weddings
Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship –...