A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Call the Doctor
After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim. She...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
ZipperGate Update…
ZipperGate Update…In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms.Lewinsky has apparently...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...