TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack....
Barty and Dunny
|Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa,...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Locked in the trunk
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law