Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
REALLY FUNNY!!
Look in the mirror!!!!!!!1
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
C&A
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ”why do you have ‘R’...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...