Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
Ordering fast food
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Brand new drugs on the market!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...