Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.