What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
DUMB Questions Part 2!
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Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
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Bull free in Tokoyo
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...