How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Advice from lawyers
|George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However,...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Mother In Law Had Friends
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
An elderly couple in a senior home…
An elderly couple in a senior’s home used to visit the recreation room everyday....
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick