An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...