A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...