Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
The Poo List!
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on...
Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
What is SWF?
What does SWM stand for in a personal column advertisement?Sneaking While Married
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
THE LAND OF OZ
THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in...