Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)’Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
This wife is too jealous
|There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
Real opcodes
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Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
Ethical Code for Patients
A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients1. Do not expect your doctor to share...