Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
The first client
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients....
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...