I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
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‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
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Famous Sports Quotes.
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A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
Stupid Insults 25/31
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Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...