Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...