The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap??
What do you call three blondes on Santa’s Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
Did you make a donation?
|At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...