Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Indiana Crazy Law
One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...