Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Anomaly or…
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Pregnancy Advice…
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...