Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...
The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...