Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
Work Better Than Sex
Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?More perks, and the...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...