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There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
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what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
50/50 relationship
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A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Had too much Christmas cheer?
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What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.