Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Who am I!!!
I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
The strange Christmas scene
|In a small southern town there was a “Nativity Scene” that showed great skill...