Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
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One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror…
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few...
Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...
Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood
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A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
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I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...