Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
Economics astrology
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What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...