All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.