Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
A forester and lawyer
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the...
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
Who’s Child?
James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed...