4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
4 nuns go to heaven
Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....