Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Women’s T-Shirt Sayings!
* I’m out of estrogen. I have a gun. * Guys have feelings, too....
Represent Christmas
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...