Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
New military tourism
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Safest Way to Drive
Safest Way to Drive Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by...