Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...