Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
A prisoner with skills
|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...