Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...
Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out...
Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!