Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...
‘Twas the Night After Christmas
|’Twas the Night After Christmas’Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...