insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue…
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a...
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.