Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my...