Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
China blames America
|China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) – Chinese officials have stated they...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
Riddle Of Men
What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...