Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
This dog is acting bad
|While waiting for a bus, the blind man’s dog decided to go to the...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!