Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Christmas flavor
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Striking statistics
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...