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What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
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Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Jealous Revenge
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher…
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two...
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Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...