What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs…
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one...
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...