15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
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A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...