If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...