Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
Strange headline news
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Really cute one.
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the...
How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time
How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans,...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...