The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Your\’re What?
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists...