Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
The woman’s secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...