If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
Read This!
Isn’t it fnuny taht yuo cna sitll raed tihs massege enve touhgh ist speelld...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Fight to win a case
|A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country...