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Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
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A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
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There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
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What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...