Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
2 Docs on a Date.
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...