Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
Gulf War Remembered!
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.Q: What...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Dictionary for women
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Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...