Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...