Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time....
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Marriage quotes 13
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What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...