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The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
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Kewl Cat Quips!
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What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
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A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....
Training the blonde
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Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...